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The Big Bang Bongos - Full story
A long time ago...
There once was a guy on a horse. He was a great warrior. He had his sword of blue steel. This sword was beautiful. Then he enchanted it so that it had the sharpest edge in existence, cleaving through diamond like it was butter. One day he rested the sword against his leg, that was the end of him. The sword plummeted through the ground, slicing through the dirt and stone. the planet went boom boom. This was marr before it’s redness . It used to be 11/2 times the size of erth. Then 1 million years later on Sept. 23, XX57, a hidden prophecy predicted that ERTH would explode!
Nov. 12, XX56
In a place known as the Altrain forest, a cool cat named Maddux walked up along and met Peter the Anteater, Lydia the Crocodile and Sam the Awesome Dude. Elizabeth the ….. “Hey!” Elizabeth shouted, “What does MY name rhyme with!” “We don’t know!” exclaimed everyone. “Um… why don’t you be a butterfly!” said Maddux. “Well, Elizabeth the Butterfly doesn’t exactly have a ring to it.” “Than I shall be Elizabeth of Pigeon!” proclaimed Elizabeth. “YEAH!” shouted Sam, Maddux, Lydia, and Peter. “so, what should we do?” asked Lydia. “maybe we can stop Erth exploding!” said Sam the Awesome Dude. “sure” slowly said Maddux, not trusting Sam. Then Maddux found a little alien. He named the alien Annebelle. Annebelle announced, “Hi there. I don’t like people named JoJo. I will destroy anyone named JoJo!” Annebelle gave everybody weapons. She gave Maddux a shiny Sword of blue steel that could cut through anything.(wink wink). Sam, a magyk dagger, colored red, that could light on fire. Lydia got a green earth wand that could cast magyk spells, Elizabeth got a Staff that could could spring vines from it, and Peter got a flying carpet that he named Aladdin. They set off on their queste.
Chapter II
Nov. 14, XX56
The quest group had been walking for 2 days. Suddenly, a Horde of 50 Goblins ambushed them! “tartsay irefay!” Yelled Sam. his dagger burst into flames. Sam went into the horde. It looked painful. Everyone else activated their magyk weapons.”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Screamed Maddux as he charged in. Everyone else followed in pursuit as they decimated the goblins. Peter just kinda hovered over the entire thing. Then, something horrible happened. The goblins started multiplying! Suddenly a new guy came in. With his blade he whipped up tornados. in seconds the goblins- and most of the wildlife within 1 mile- were destroyed. “Hello” The guy said “I am Blake Klug, eighth prince of Balbad” “I am Maddux the Cool Cat, do you want to join us on your Queste? it is to stop the earth from exploding.” “Well,” said Lydia, “Shouldn't we go into the city of Alma to get more info and register?” “sure, let’s do that” said Maddux. “but first, Peter, here’s a sword. we don’t want to leave you defenseless”
Nov. 15, XX56
The 6 moved on, during the walk they thought of a name so the narrator wouldn't have to keep saying “The 6” “what about Lydia’s group?” asked lydia. “NO WAY!” everyone screamed “ok, ok, not that, what else?” “Saduzabakditer’s epic group?” It was a mix of all their names. “who said that?” inquired Sam. “I DID!” said Peter. “I never get to talk! Now i’ll make it Peter’s group!” “NOOOOOOO!” everyone screamed “fine, what else?” “how about the Big Bang Bongos!” finally proclaimed Maddux. they walked into town. this was a major grouping city, so loners that came in were immediately snached up and robbed of ALL their possesions. They didn’t bother throwing them out into the street because body parts were valuable, and they robbed ALL their possessions. ow. The Big Bang Bongos went to the group registry to sign up to the VIP’s. groups registered were able to go anywhere, and they made $$$. “let’s go!” encouraged Sam. The Big Bang Bongos went into the building.
Chapter III
Nov 21, XX56
The Big Bang Bongos walked out of The City of Alma.. Maddux wanted them to create something to get them out of the conflict between Capitulan and the Black Empire. Suddenly Alma was consumed by a massive explosion! Planes that had the emblem of Capitulan on them were soaring above the city. “Alma is being attacked by the Capitulanis! We’re free from the Black Empire once and for all!” People shouted. when the dust settled, Alma was gone! The city was now in front of them! The Capitualnis had used their weapons to move the city into their territory! Then, Capitulan soldiers moved, virtually unopposed,across Black Empire territory. “I think we should go to the Republic of Sindria now” Maddux reasoned.”This is getting ugly “You’re right! The Republic is Under Great Aji occupation after it tried to escape the fighting. “It’s just in: Sindria has been invaded by the Black Empire!” A news reporter on a those futuristic cam screens things that gave the news?” “Who invented this thing?” Lydia asked. Suddenly, black clouds engulfed the city. “Black Empire clouds!” Peter shouted. Capitulan defense systems immediately trained their magic cannons at the annoying Black Empire clouds. “FIRE AWAY!” the men yelled. People were screaming. ““IT’S TIME TO DIE, BLACK EMPIRE SUCKERS!”The magic cannons fired. “Advance toward Seatoin, that’s where all the clouds are coming from.” The captain shouted. as the cannon fired, the clouds parted and the shot went straight into the sky,blowing a chunk of the moon off. “People, retreat towards Garanja!” The captain shouted, this chunk was coming straight for them! “AAAAAAAAAAAAA! WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!!!” the people screamed. “what should we -*cough* do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “no idea” answered Sam to Peter, who buckled under pressure. “We should retreat towards Garanja, where the people are going!” Elizabeth shouted. “NO! Let’s blast off into space! and destroy that thing!” Maddux shouted. “how do we fly?” asked Sam.”take this” said the magic smith to Sam and the others. this jewel is anti gravity magic!” “It isn’t safe!” Peter shouted “i’ll take it!”screamed Sam over the massive winds that came up out of nowhere. “Let’s go to Great Aji with our spaceship! Lydia shouted. “What spaceship?” Maddux asked. “This one.” Lydia responded, somehow, inexplicably, in a spaceship. They all, except for Sam, got in the Spaceship. “Blast off to Great Aji!” Maddux shouted. The spaceship took off Eastward, toward Great Aji. “i’m flying” sam said. “deal with it, i‘m a risk taker” “come on! really?” inquired Maddux. “yup!” said sam “I made a space breathing spell anyway, in case” “See ya in Great Aji!” Peter said, as the spaceship flew away, Sam tool off, towards the same sunset.
Chapter IV
Nov 23, XX56
The group was nearing Great Aji. Maddux was in the back of the ship, regretting not taking the chance to get the flight crystal.. Sam had been flying for hours on end, he was getting so good he could fly in is sleep. after a bit, Sam came aboard the ship. “what should we name her?” asked Lydia..”what about this: The Ship of cool cats” “NO!!!” screamed everybody in unison “what about..-” “WAIT ONE SECONd!” yelled peter. But then Maddux got some paint and painted “The ship of me!” on it. Nobody liked that name.They undid the paint and put “ErthSaver” that’s what we’ll name her! ErthSaver!” “yeah!” Since they we’re all still near to Great Aji, Sam got out of the ship and flew towards the capital: Looded. “I’ll wait for you in the Capital!” But then the ship started shaking. “We’ve been hit with a Black Empire Spy-Bomb!” Lydia exclaimed. Maddux, Peter, Elizabeth, Lydia, and Blake were heading down with their ship into the Great Aji countryside.. They had no compass and no map to guide them through Great Aji. They just made Blake spin around and choose a random direction.
They started in that random direction. They then found the instructions to repair the rocket. They found that they needed two parts that the Spy-Bomb had stolen. They would split up to look for the parts they needed. Maddux, Peter, and Lydia would look for a Striba Generator. ELizabeth and Blake would look for a Triga Nosecone.
Meanwhile, In Loonded:
Sam was looking for the Great Library of Great Aji. when he found the giant building in the main square that said “Great Library of Great Aji”. Sam went in.
Maddux, Peter, and Lydia went towards, unknowingly, Loonded. Blake and Elizabeth went towards, also unknowingly, Punc. Maddux saw a little kid running and screaming down a random road. “MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!!!” The little kid screamed. “BLACK EMPIRE PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!” Maddux thought that this was a bad omen. The little kid happened to have dropped a striba generator! They had found their piece! Now all they had to do was get back to the rocket!
Inside the library, sam found ages of knowledge going back 10,000 years. “oh yeah.” said Sam. “THIS, will be fun”
Chapter V
Nov 23, XX56.
As Elizabeth and Blake walked towards their potential nosecone, they saw dark clouds. BLACK EMPIRE CLOUDS! A Black Empire attack on wherever they were!! “The Black Empire is Attacking Punc!” A woman shouted. The same little kid that had screamed “MOMMY” shouted “DA BIG BAD BACK BEMPIRE BES DATTACYING DUS!!” He then dropped a mini-size Nosecone out! “let’s just not question it” said Blake. “ok”
Meanwhile, in Loonded:
The great library was a trove of knowledge. Sam went and found a scroll of the history of The Black Empire.
Blake picked up the Mini Nose-cone and said “Hooray” But then the little boy said. “Thank you very much!” and took his pants off to reveal a diaper and then started shaking his booty. He then, probably by mistake,nearly killed himself. Suddenly, a dragon randomly appeared . The dragon said “We need to go to Capitulan. I am Matthew.” He then flew them to the rocket, where Maddux, Peter, and Lydia were waiting. they repaired the rocket. They blasted toward Capitulan.
While reading, Sam found out that the black empire was the cause of all hatred and wars in all the world. their most formidable weapon - the techno bomb. Sam wanted to stop this at all costs. He quickly flew to Capitulan.
Chapter VI
Nov 24, XX56
Sam flew to Capitulan as quickly as he could. Capitulan was the city of the future, being one of the 10 marvels of Erth. Sam made it there. after going through tight security, he entered the city. Sam went everywhere, when he went back to the gate, he went to the ship dock- and guess who he saw coming in! “it’s them” he said “and- WHAT THE HECK!?!!?! a DRAGON!?!?!” “those things are rare’ said a guy who happened to be next to him at the time “i know that -_-” “how did he make that face in his speech? the man wondered.
“Short time, no see!” said peter. on the way here, he hooked himself up with a decent online magyk instructor. now he was hooked up with a wand, a flight crystal, and a magyk communicator. Sam had worn the flight crystal as a necklace, Peter wore it on his forehead. It really completed the magyk look. Lydia suddenly, out of nowhere, pointed and looked, she saw a man named JoJo, then said “I feel sorry for that JoJo guy.” annabelle then killed him. Lydia then said “I want to get better gear here!”
10 minutes later they were standing in front of the only magyk shop in town. as they went in, everybody’s eyes gleamed like gold!
“This cape looks awesome on me!” exclaimed sam. “and look! it makes me invisible! maddux found himself liking a flame rifle. lydia found herself a magyk book. “this’ll help ALL of us” she said. 2 guys suddenly entered the store. they were clearly separate entities, but they looked the age of our heroes.” hey!” said one of them “my name’s Tim. Tim Terrison. “im Daniel Harris’s son, you can call me danny” said the other one.”i’m sure we’ll be friends.” reassured Sam. in no time, the 8 of them were sitting at a cafe, and it seemed they were all doing the same thing. “DOWN WITH THE BLACK EMPIRE!” they all shouted.
Chapter VII
November 25, XX56
As they were sailing high above Pig Island, Maddux really was glad to know where Sam was,with them and if the stories that Blake and Elizabeth were telling him about an evil boy in a diaper were actually true. Maddux said. “Dudes,were gonna have to make an emergency landing!” Lydia exclaimed. “Where on Pig Island?” Maddux asked her. “We’re over…” She got cut off by Elizabeth. “Were crash-landing into Bridgeali!!” Elizabeth anxiously exclaimed. As they went down nobody said anything. You could have heard a mouse whisper, although not that there were any mice on their ship. As they descended towards the ground, they could see the big “Pig Island” sign that overlooked Bridgeali. As they hit the ground, it was a relatively soft landing. But then Peter remembered that in order to gain power over the Black Empire, they had to gain an artifact from the ten great cities of the world. They knew that Sam had an artifact from Loonded,.the Great scroll. They could get an artifact from Bridgeali, the city of creativity. They walked into Bridgeali, ready for an adventure.
As Sam wandered through the city of Bridgeali, he really wanted an artifact from the Library of War, located, to the south of Bridgeali, . On the other side of Pig Island. Sam had to settle for going to the Great Library of Inventions, filled with every invention. As Sam walked into the library, he slipped to the left. Suddenly, a door opened and Sam fell into the Passageway. He then saw one book. He started to read it. It was, unfortunately, only twenty pages long. He read. The book’s title was: ‘The inventions of Catan’ He read about the people of this strange land called ‘Catan’ They invented the Insta-phone, the floating barge, and the Nuclear Ship. On the last page, he read ‘Catan is, unfortunately, under Black Empire control, and they have enslaved free Catanians and made them slaves. This story will be continued when someone changes the future of Catan and its people. Sam then realized that his Insta-phone was ringing. Maddux told him ‘Were on the other side of the city and were also searching for an artifact and we are thinking of going to another great city, Harmonia, the city of music. What have you got?” “Well, I have some news: there once was a great nation called Catan, and I have a book for an artifact.”
November 26, XX56
Back in Bridgeali…
As the group walked along the streets of Bridgeali, the Sun was shining beautifully. Then, unexpectedly, dark cloud gathered over Bridgeali! A boy wearing a diaper shouted “The Black Empire wins! NAH NA NA NA NA NA!”
Chapter VIII
November 28, XX56
Bridgeali,Pig Island,Capitulan Republic
“You will pay for belonging to the Capitulan Republic!” Diaper boy shouted. “Time for a little LASER CANNON FIRING!!” Laser cannons started firing at them and the people off Bridgeali. “And take special notice if you find the BIG BANG BONGOS, especially the ANNOYING DUDE TIM! I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH HIM FROM 2 YEARS AGO!!” Diaper boy screamed. “Guys, let’s go to the art museum on the East Side, overlooking the waterfront.” Maddux told the group. “Ooh, I know that place! It has a whole bunch of cool paintings and like the best gift shop ever!” Lydia exclaimed. As the laser cannons fired, someone pressed a button. “Hurry Big Bang Bongos, you have to get to that museum.” A person said. “Tim, thanks for backing us and getting us to the museum.” Blake said. “And Danny will get you back.” Tim responded. “Bless you. Bless you.” Maddux told Tim. “It’s nothing really. He kinda sorta wants us too. Now go.” Tim pressed the button again, and then they were at the museum. As they walked into the art museum, they saw every single painting. When they walked into the gift shop, the saw a miniature painting of all ten great cities together. “Now THAT is creative.” Elizabeth said. They brought it up to the register, along with ten yu to purchase it. They walked out with their painting, and Danny sent them back to their rocket. They then went in and blasted off. They called Sam and said “We’re going to Harmonia!”
Sam had to get to Edan in order to sail to Harmonia. The others were already going there. Harmonia, the city of music. Sam had to walk through the soggy marshes. He then saw the outside of a village. He walked into it. He then saw a Hover-Train station. He Boarded the Hover-train.
Chapter IX
Nov 29, XX56
Sam was riding the Hover-train for a chance to study. He could have flown, but then he couldn’t read the scrolls. he’d bought some more scrolls in Bridgeali. Sam was getting to be the history nerd. Unfortunately, his mind kept drifting to the short Book of Catan. after a bit, Sam went to the sleep cabin to get some shut-eye. He was just outside Edan...
Somewhere near Harmonia…
“Lydia, why is this rocket slowing down?” Maddux asked Lydia. “We’re afraid that if we go to fast the Harmonia Defense System will shoot us down.” Lydia responded. Maddux could see the tips of basses now that they were really close to the city. He then could see the whole city, the String Apartments, Oboe Gate Bridge, Piano homes, Percussion Street, Windtown, and his favorite, Horn Hall. Their ship landed and they were going towards the Horn Hall.
Edan, Turntuck Island, Capitulan Republic
As Sam opened the doors off the Hover-Train, he was right outside the Library of War. As he opened the doors, the Book of Catan seemed to be glowing. It was attracted to one book. Sam opened that book. Its title was ‘The Great War for Catan’ Sam opened the book. He read about a war between the Black Empire and the Catan States. The Black Empire had won, and now Catan was in darkness. He got that book and left, and got a ship token, and was sailing towards Harmonia.
Chapter X
December 1, XX56
Harmonia, Tini Island, Capitulan Republic
Everyone in the Big Bang Bongos who was in Harmonia was getting restless. They needed Sam before they could sail to Rajah, the next great city on the great city list,then to Mathemadder,the capital of Numericks. But then, Danny and Tim appeared in front of them. “Guys, we have bad news from Bridgeali.” Danny announced. “What is it Danny?” Peter asked Danny. “Well, the Black Empire mounted another ‘Laser Show’. They blasted Bridgeali hard, trying to eradicate the people. Then they showered the city in dust. Nearby in Speta, oh I forgot.” Danny told them. “Well I remember,” Tim told them, “I saw Speta getting showered with gas. Poison gas. It killed 1,000 people in Speta.” “Well, this doesn’t sound good, but at least the attacks are over.” Maddux told Danny and Tim. Danny and Tim nodded. “Well, you’re waiting for us now, so, what kind of soda do you want?” Maddux asked them.
Somewhere in the Edan Strait…
Sam was going down to his sleeping quarters. It had been a hard day for him. As the Golden Victory sailed towards Harmonia, Sam had to swim back to the ship. He drifted off to sleep…
3 hours later…
Sam was awakened by a jolt. The Captain was shouting “We’ve been hit by a Black Empire sub! All passengers and crew: Abandon Ship!” The alarms were sounding all over the ship. Sam almost forgot about his flight crystal. he flew up and headed towards Harmonia…
Chapter XI
Dec 2, XX56
Sam had made it to harmonia. when he landed, a little girl, about 9 years old and looked like she could be his sister, came up. “It’s my BIRTHDAY!” she enthusiastically said.”my name’s Awa” “ok little girl! go off to your parents!” said Sam “ok!” “heh, i kinda liked that girl, so sweet” sighed Sam “well, I’ve got some other things to do here!” he went to the ship dock. “hey guys!” he said. Peter replied “you go off on too many side adventures man, stay with us more” “ook then….” Sam trailed off. “how do you trail off like that in the air?” “no idea” “let’s go.. TO RAJAH!” “YEAH!!!!” replied everybody.
Dec 3, XX56
The Big Bang Bongos had been on the ship for about a day. Sam and Elizabeth were playing the holo-trading card game of Da Vinci’s Dragon. they were both VERY good. “I summon a Dark lord skeleton!” Said Sam. He put down the card and it appeared on the game board to battle. “ I move fire dragon 5 spaces forward and attack, dealing 50 damage!” commanded Elizabeth.”I counter with Fire shield!” practically yelled Sam. “They’re very into the game” commented peter to Maddux “yes, yes they are.".
suddenly the ship went down! “It’s the Striba Generator and the Triga Nosecone!” “aren’t those the pieces dropped by Diaper boy?
“Eplaceray hipsay artspay! yelled Peter.. the parts were immediately fixed “you’re getting good” said Maddux “i know right? watch this akemay adduxmay aysay ihay!” “hi” instinctively said Maddux. “how did you do that?” “I can’t tell you, heh heh” As they were flying, the evil Diaper Boy started sticking his tongue out at them. He then took off the rocket’s engine. “Sayonara, instruments of the Big Bang!” Diaper Boy shouted. The Big Bang Bongos were going down over the ocean! As they got closer to the ground, Peter noticed that they were going down towards a desert island. The rocket crashed onto the island. “What will we do next?” Sam asked.
Chapter XII
Desert Island, Somewhere Between Tini and Berry Islands
December 10, XX56
As the group set up camp for the night, Sam knew something was wrong. There was a soft ringing he could hear in his ear. He didn’t know what it was, but right now. he was glad the group was here with him. Sam thought to himself, Sam reached into his pocket, and pulled out his insta-phone, which was making the ringing. Sam shut it off. “hey! peter, can you do that thing again?” “it costs as much of my energy to use magic as the actual thing” replied peter. “Dang it” said Sam. “I actually might want to call on my Insta-phone, but who should I?” Matthew the dragon suddenly piped up, “here, call the Ko Empire palace, then put me on” “ok,” said Sam “hmm, let’s see, on the T-screen, it was 1-800-KOEMPIRE, so, 1-800-5636-7473, dial” “hello? this is the king’s advisor! we don’t have time for this you-” “hello? said Matthew” “MATTHEW!?!?” screamed the advisor in shock “to king Isaac immediately!” “hello? Matthew? is that you? how did you get to a... remote island between the Tini and Berry Islands?” “long story. i’ll tell you when we get back, so, will you rescue us?” “of course! replied king Isaac “Get back here soon! “we’ll be waiting!” said Matthew. “good news guys!” Announced Sam. “what? said everybody else, excited. “WE’RE GETTING RESCUED!” “HOORAY!
Chapter XIII
Dec 12, XX56
The south of the Desert Isle they are stranded on…
Maddux and Lydia were gathering materials for a portal.. Elizabeth walked up to them and said “Here is the Striba generator you guys asked for.” Maddux and Lydia were very happy that the generator was found and they put it on. “C’mon everyone, we’re going to Rajah.” Maddux told them. He walked through. Lydia and Peter came through the portal. Elizabeth shouted “hooray” and walked into the portal. Blake entered the portal. Tim pranced through it. Matthew exclaimed, “Danny, you gotta get through!”. Danny reached his hand through the portal but it wasn’t enough. Matthew raced up through the swirling mist of time and Space. “Sam and Danny didn’t make it through the portal.” Danny told him. Maddux’s facial expression changed. “Oh dear.” He responded, and then he crashed up against a tiger. “ROAR!” The tiger said. “I am RAJAH, amazing tiger, and builder of Harmonia!”
Sam and Danny were waiting for something to save them. Sam felt locked up inside the camp. “You know danny, I found someone who can save us.” Sam told Danny. “King Isaac, he’s going to save us and get us off this wreck.” Great! I can’t wait!”
Rajah, Capitulan Republic
“WHO ARE YOU??” Rajah told the group. “W-W-We-We Are- The-the-BIG BANG BONGS!” Everybody in the Big Bang Bongos on Rajah responded to Rajah in unison. “Then you are welcome to stay at my palace. But beware, the palace has always had a reputation for eating guests you know”. Lydia gulped.
Meanwhile, on the island.
Sam and Danny stepped onto King Isaac’s ship. “She’s called the Windmaker. Welcome aboard.”
Chapter XIV
Rajah, Capitulan Republic
“Now each of you will have to solve a puzzle to survive and move to the Fantasy Forest.” Rajah said. “Wait-Fantasy Forest!” Peter exclaimed. “Yes that is where I will send you, but anyways, the first one to solve a puzzle is Blake.” Rajah told them. “Blake, I will show you this board. Only one picture is safe, and if you step on the wrong one, you fall into a pit of snakes. Here is your hint, Blake: all of the things except for the safe one have something in common.” Blake looked at the pictures. “Oh, I almost forgot, NO HELPING THE PERSON IN THE PUZZLE.” That was sad news for Maddux, as he knew the answer: all the animals except for the safe one were herbivores, animals that ate plant matter. The good one was the predator. Fortunately, Maddux had told Blake the solution to the problem, and he stepped on the correct one, the eagle. Rajah said, “Good job, my friends.I know everyone except Maddux is good to go. You may cross.” Everyone except Maddux crossed. “Maddux, I have a special puzzle for you. You are the person who opens the portal. Maddux, tell me: I am showing you three light bulbs, with these switches in another room. You have to number the lightbulbs one, two and three. You may only look at the lightbulbs ONCE. Now go!” Maddux knew the solution to the puzzle. He turned on two lightbulbs. HE waited one minute. He then turned switch one off and walked into the other room. He felt one of the lightbulbs that was off to see if it was warm. It was. This one was switch one. He put card one on that light bulb. He looked at the one that was on, and labeled that one number two. The one that was off (but not warm) was number three. The one that was warm (and off) was number one. “Correct!” Rajah said. Continue to the Fantasy Forest:Mystic Shores. Everyone swirled around, and they arrived in an abstract city. “We’re here!” Said Rajah.
Chapter XV
Mystic Shores, Fantasy Forest
This city looked awesome to all the Big Bang Bongos in it. This city represented the unity of all the nations except the Black empire. “Guys, let’s go to a museum!” maddux shouted. Outside the museum, they saw a billboard in the city. the billboard showed a map of the Black Empire.
The Black Empire was expanding into all the nations southeast of it including Punc. Then the Black Empire spread to Great Aji. Then, it conquered the whole Main Island with taking over capitulan. Then the Black Empire conquered the Capitulan islands, that is, Tini Island, Pig Island, and Berry Island. Then they took over Ko and Numericks, peaceful natoins away from the ring. “It looks like they are poised to strike at-” Lydia was cut off by screams of “It’s a Black Empire attack!” My point exactly.” Lydia said. Fantasy Forest was under Black Empire control in very mere minutes. “Teleport to Deltora! We will be safe there!” maddux shouted. Rithmere, Deltora
. Black Empire planes flew overhead. “Boy, what next?” maddux told them. The Interactive map showed them they had also now invaded the Shadowlands, Pirra, the Enchanted isles, and were near the Strawberry Archipelago. the map then showed they were in the Archipelago. It fell very quickly.
“This is INVASION” sam said. “yup, the world is dying off slowly.”
Chapter XVI
January 2, XX57
Around Del, Deltora, Black Empire
“Guys, we’ve been hiding around Del for ages now. It’s time to go destroy that Techno Bomb, and NOW!” Blake shouted. “Guys, I have a better idea. Someone could go back in time and find out the history of the Black Empire, and destroy them!”
Elizabeth shouted. “But how will we do that?” Maddux asked. “With this!” Elizabeth shouted. She pulled out a potion from her pocket. “I’ve been saving this just for a time like this.”
“Hey! you’ve been holding out on me!” said Sam. “Who will go back in time?” Maddux asked. Everyone but Sam shook their heads no. “It looks like soda so it’s a decent potion,they did it right. and i’m in a paradox causing mood!”. “Then it is settled: Sam will go back in time.”. “Sam, drink.” Peter said. Sam drank it. He started to glow. “This potion is making me glow?” He then vanished. Sam thought that the potion was a random one. uh oh. Sam thought. He was then in an ancient city. Ancient Shadow City. It looked cool. Shouts of “Welcome to Tarkoom!” filled the air. Then a shady-looking character appeared. “Torona, it is time to invade this area. Capitulan and Great Aji have held out on this space to long!” “And the recent creation of that wily nation Punc has stolen out on our land on the East Coast.” “Time to rise, Torona. Soon, you will be known as Emperor Voldemort!” No! Sam thought to himself. “Voldemort, you have to be careful not to reveal your weakness. No one dares enter your palace, though.” Sam felt a pang in his stomach. He was traveling in time. This time looked like the time they took over Capitulan. A bishop walked out of the door. “This recent conquest of Capitulan has been great, along with the added bonuses of Tini, Berry, and Pig Islands. PLUS Great Aji and Fantasy Forest. AND were invading Punc!” the Bishop said. This is the peak of the Black Empire. Sam thought. What made it fall? he asked himself. Sam then returned to the present. “the Black Empire has a weakness!”
Chapter XVIII
The Big Bang Bongos were pondering what the weakness of Lord Voldemort when they saw a shop named “Your Face - Predicting the Future” “I’m in a mood to go in” inside, the Old Lady asked for payment. when given the woman chanted, but it was stopped by a sudden shudder, she said “Ightea foa heta inestfa hallsa oppleta heta arkda, utba nia heta ndea, ailfa ota itha heirta arkma,thoseta hosewa eartsha reaa arkenedda ndaa tainedsa, hallsa rackca ndaa hattersa ikela aa lassga anepa…” she then shruddered and died on the spot “what did she say?” “Umm… that was ancient ignatius” “hmm… Eight of the finest shall topple the dark,
but in the end, fail to hit their mark,
those whose hearts are darkened and stained, shall crack and shatter like a glass pane...
“that’s pretty scary”
“yup”
“uh-huh”
“I don’t think it’s done yet”
“probably”
Chapter XIX
Jan 27, XX57
The army was at the citadel fighting for the freedom of the land. all the rebels in the world had eventually arrived, and The Big Bang Bongos found themselves at the head of an army of 50,000. Unfortunately this army was dwarfed by the dark beastmen army of 15,000,000. they still fought, and somehow, due to the unexplainable “heroes always beat the odds” thing, they took them down. it also helped that the beastmen were incapable of using magyk. Eventually, they got to the inner keep. The Big Bang Bongos then stormed the throne room then they froze. literally. The Shadow Lord had cast a freezing spell over the world.
Uh Oh.
Sep 23, XX57
The Big Bang Bongos stormed The Shadow Lord, surrounding him. Sam yelled, “It’s over for you!!!” “no it’s not, mwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE DATE, PUNY MORTALS! MY TECHNO BOMB WILL DETONATE, AND THIS WORLD WILL BE KNOWN AS THE SHADOWLANDS, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “no” Sam said. NO.
Chapter XX
Sep 23, XX57
The Big Bang Bongos were shocked still. “RETREAT!!!!!!!!” Yelled Peter, breaking the silence. Some couple hours later the were at a remarkably rocky cliffside sea, and a giant portal was open, maintained by Peter. “EVERYBODY GO THROUGH! NOW!!!!!!!!” more races had joined the Nuians: The Elves, The Cait Sith, and the Aranha. the last of the people went through. “GO!!!” yelled Peter to The Big Bang Bongos.
as the rest went through, Elizabeth looked back and saw the cliff peter was on fall, Peter looked like he was falling in slow-mo, and he was consumed by the sea. Turning back with a tear on her face, Elizabeth went through the closing portal, her last sight being the destruction of this world.
End of vol 1
Credits:
Maddux Lunde - writer
Sam Amarreh - writer
A long time ago...
There once was a guy on a horse. He was a great warrior. He had his sword of blue steel. This sword was beautiful. Then he enchanted it so that it had the sharpest edge in existence, cleaving through diamond like it was butter. One day he rested the sword against his leg, that was the end of him. The sword plummeted through the ground, slicing through the dirt and stone. the planet went boom boom. This was marr before it’s redness . It used to be 11/2 times the size of erth. Then 1 million years later on Sept. 23, XX57, a hidden prophecy predicted that ERTH would explode!
Nov. 12, XX56
In a place known as the Altrain forest, a cool cat named Maddux walked up along and met Peter the Anteater, Lydia the Crocodile and Sam the Awesome Dude. Elizabeth the ….. “Hey!” Elizabeth shouted, “What does MY name rhyme with!” “We don’t know!” exclaimed everyone. “Um… why don’t you be a butterfly!” said Maddux. “Well, Elizabeth the Butterfly doesn’t exactly have a ring to it.” “Than I shall be Elizabeth of Pigeon!” proclaimed Elizabeth. “YEAH!” shouted Sam, Maddux, Lydia, and Peter. “so, what should we do?” asked Lydia. “maybe we can stop Erth exploding!” said Sam the Awesome Dude. “sure” slowly said Maddux, not trusting Sam. Then Maddux found a little alien. He named the alien Annebelle. Annebelle announced, “Hi there. I don’t like people named JoJo. I will destroy anyone named JoJo!” Annebelle gave everybody weapons. She gave Maddux a shiny Sword of blue steel that could cut through anything.(wink wink). Sam, a magyk dagger, colored red, that could light on fire. Lydia got a green earth wand that could cast magyk spells, Elizabeth got a Staff that could could spring vines from it, and Peter got a flying carpet that he named Aladdin. They set off on their queste.
Chapter II
Nov. 14, XX56
The quest group had been walking for 2 days. Suddenly, a Horde of 50 Goblins ambushed them! “tartsay irefay!” Yelled Sam. his dagger burst into flames. Sam went into the horde. It looked painful. Everyone else activated their magyk weapons.”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Screamed Maddux as he charged in. Everyone else followed in pursuit as they decimated the goblins. Peter just kinda hovered over the entire thing. Then, something horrible happened. The goblins started multiplying! Suddenly a new guy came in. With his blade he whipped up tornados. in seconds the goblins- and most of the wildlife within 1 mile- were destroyed. “Hello” The guy said “I am Blake Klug, eighth prince of Balbad” “I am Maddux the Cool Cat, do you want to join us on your Queste? it is to stop the earth from exploding.” “Well,” said Lydia, “Shouldn't we go into the city of Alma to get more info and register?” “sure, let’s do that” said Maddux. “but first, Peter, here’s a sword. we don’t want to leave you defenseless”
Nov. 15, XX56
The 6 moved on, during the walk they thought of a name so the narrator wouldn't have to keep saying “The 6” “what about Lydia’s group?” asked lydia. “NO WAY!” everyone screamed “ok, ok, not that, what else?” “Saduzabakditer’s epic group?” It was a mix of all their names. “who said that?” inquired Sam. “I DID!” said Peter. “I never get to talk! Now i’ll make it Peter’s group!” “NOOOOOOO!” everyone screamed “fine, what else?” “how about the Big Bang Bongos!” finally proclaimed Maddux. they walked into town. this was a major grouping city, so loners that came in were immediately snached up and robbed of ALL their possesions. They didn’t bother throwing them out into the street because body parts were valuable, and they robbed ALL their possessions. ow. The Big Bang Bongos went to the group registry to sign up to the VIP’s. groups registered were able to go anywhere, and they made $$$. “let’s go!” encouraged Sam. The Big Bang Bongos went into the building.
Chapter III
Nov 21, XX56
The Big Bang Bongos walked out of The City of Alma.. Maddux wanted them to create something to get them out of the conflict between Capitulan and the Black Empire. Suddenly Alma was consumed by a massive explosion! Planes that had the emblem of Capitulan on them were soaring above the city. “Alma is being attacked by the Capitulanis! We’re free from the Black Empire once and for all!” People shouted. when the dust settled, Alma was gone! The city was now in front of them! The Capitualnis had used their weapons to move the city into their territory! Then, Capitulan soldiers moved, virtually unopposed,across Black Empire territory. “I think we should go to the Republic of Sindria now” Maddux reasoned.”This is getting ugly “You’re right! The Republic is Under Great Aji occupation after it tried to escape the fighting. “It’s just in: Sindria has been invaded by the Black Empire!” A news reporter on a those futuristic cam screens things that gave the news?” “Who invented this thing?” Lydia asked. Suddenly, black clouds engulfed the city. “Black Empire clouds!” Peter shouted. Capitulan defense systems immediately trained their magic cannons at the annoying Black Empire clouds. “FIRE AWAY!” the men yelled. People were screaming. ““IT’S TIME TO DIE, BLACK EMPIRE SUCKERS!”The magic cannons fired. “Advance toward Seatoin, that’s where all the clouds are coming from.” The captain shouted. as the cannon fired, the clouds parted and the shot went straight into the sky,blowing a chunk of the moon off. “People, retreat towards Garanja!” The captain shouted, this chunk was coming straight for them! “AAAAAAAAAAAAA! WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!!!” the people screamed. “what should we -*cough* do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “no idea” answered Sam to Peter, who buckled under pressure. “We should retreat towards Garanja, where the people are going!” Elizabeth shouted. “NO! Let’s blast off into space! and destroy that thing!” Maddux shouted. “how do we fly?” asked Sam.”take this” said the magic smith to Sam and the others. this jewel is anti gravity magic!” “It isn’t safe!” Peter shouted “i’ll take it!”screamed Sam over the massive winds that came up out of nowhere. “Let’s go to Great Aji with our spaceship! Lydia shouted. “What spaceship?” Maddux asked. “This one.” Lydia responded, somehow, inexplicably, in a spaceship. They all, except for Sam, got in the Spaceship. “Blast off to Great Aji!” Maddux shouted. The spaceship took off Eastward, toward Great Aji. “i’m flying” sam said. “deal with it, i‘m a risk taker” “come on! really?” inquired Maddux. “yup!” said sam “I made a space breathing spell anyway, in case” “See ya in Great Aji!” Peter said, as the spaceship flew away, Sam tool off, towards the same sunset.
Chapter IV
Nov 23, XX56
The group was nearing Great Aji. Maddux was in the back of the ship, regretting not taking the chance to get the flight crystal.. Sam had been flying for hours on end, he was getting so good he could fly in is sleep. after a bit, Sam came aboard the ship. “what should we name her?” asked Lydia..”what about this: The Ship of cool cats” “NO!!!” screamed everybody in unison “what about..-” “WAIT ONE SECONd!” yelled peter. But then Maddux got some paint and painted “The ship of me!” on it. Nobody liked that name.They undid the paint and put “ErthSaver” that’s what we’ll name her! ErthSaver!” “yeah!” Since they we’re all still near to Great Aji, Sam got out of the ship and flew towards the capital: Looded. “I’ll wait for you in the Capital!” But then the ship started shaking. “We’ve been hit with a Black Empire Spy-Bomb!” Lydia exclaimed. Maddux, Peter, Elizabeth, Lydia, and Blake were heading down with their ship into the Great Aji countryside.. They had no compass and no map to guide them through Great Aji. They just made Blake spin around and choose a random direction.
They started in that random direction. They then found the instructions to repair the rocket. They found that they needed two parts that the Spy-Bomb had stolen. They would split up to look for the parts they needed. Maddux, Peter, and Lydia would look for a Striba Generator. ELizabeth and Blake would look for a Triga Nosecone.
Meanwhile, In Loonded:
Sam was looking for the Great Library of Great Aji. when he found the giant building in the main square that said “Great Library of Great Aji”. Sam went in.
Maddux, Peter, and Lydia went towards, unknowingly, Loonded. Blake and Elizabeth went towards, also unknowingly, Punc. Maddux saw a little kid running and screaming down a random road. “MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!MOMMY!!!” The little kid screamed. “BLACK EMPIRE PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!” Maddux thought that this was a bad omen. The little kid happened to have dropped a striba generator! They had found their piece! Now all they had to do was get back to the rocket!
Inside the library, sam found ages of knowledge going back 10,000 years. “oh yeah.” said Sam. “THIS, will be fun”
Chapter V
Nov 23, XX56.
As Elizabeth and Blake walked towards their potential nosecone, they saw dark clouds. BLACK EMPIRE CLOUDS! A Black Empire attack on wherever they were!! “The Black Empire is Attacking Punc!” A woman shouted. The same little kid that had screamed “MOMMY” shouted “DA BIG BAD BACK BEMPIRE BES DATTACYING DUS!!” He then dropped a mini-size Nosecone out! “let’s just not question it” said Blake. “ok”
Meanwhile, in Loonded:
The great library was a trove of knowledge. Sam went and found a scroll of the history of The Black Empire.
Blake picked up the Mini Nose-cone and said “Hooray” But then the little boy said. “Thank you very much!” and took his pants off to reveal a diaper and then started shaking his booty. He then, probably by mistake,nearly killed himself. Suddenly, a dragon randomly appeared . The dragon said “We need to go to Capitulan. I am Matthew.” He then flew them to the rocket, where Maddux, Peter, and Lydia were waiting. they repaired the rocket. They blasted toward Capitulan.
While reading, Sam found out that the black empire was the cause of all hatred and wars in all the world. their most formidable weapon - the techno bomb. Sam wanted to stop this at all costs. He quickly flew to Capitulan.
Chapter VI
Nov 24, XX56
Sam flew to Capitulan as quickly as he could. Capitulan was the city of the future, being one of the 10 marvels of Erth. Sam made it there. after going through tight security, he entered the city. Sam went everywhere, when he went back to the gate, he went to the ship dock- and guess who he saw coming in! “it’s them” he said “and- WHAT THE HECK!?!!?! a DRAGON!?!?!” “those things are rare’ said a guy who happened to be next to him at the time “i know that -_-” “how did he make that face in his speech? the man wondered.
“Short time, no see!” said peter. on the way here, he hooked himself up with a decent online magyk instructor. now he was hooked up with a wand, a flight crystal, and a magyk communicator. Sam had worn the flight crystal as a necklace, Peter wore it on his forehead. It really completed the magyk look. Lydia suddenly, out of nowhere, pointed and looked, she saw a man named JoJo, then said “I feel sorry for that JoJo guy.” annabelle then killed him. Lydia then said “I want to get better gear here!”
10 minutes later they were standing in front of the only magyk shop in town. as they went in, everybody’s eyes gleamed like gold!
“This cape looks awesome on me!” exclaimed sam. “and look! it makes me invisible! maddux found himself liking a flame rifle. lydia found herself a magyk book. “this’ll help ALL of us” she said. 2 guys suddenly entered the store. they were clearly separate entities, but they looked the age of our heroes.” hey!” said one of them “my name’s Tim. Tim Terrison. “im Daniel Harris’s son, you can call me danny” said the other one.”i’m sure we’ll be friends.” reassured Sam. in no time, the 8 of them were sitting at a cafe, and it seemed they were all doing the same thing. “DOWN WITH THE BLACK EMPIRE!” they all shouted.
Chapter VII
November 25, XX56
As they were sailing high above Pig Island, Maddux really was glad to know where Sam was,with them and if the stories that Blake and Elizabeth were telling him about an evil boy in a diaper were actually true. Maddux said. “Dudes,were gonna have to make an emergency landing!” Lydia exclaimed. “Where on Pig Island?” Maddux asked her. “We’re over…” She got cut off by Elizabeth. “Were crash-landing into Bridgeali!!” Elizabeth anxiously exclaimed. As they went down nobody said anything. You could have heard a mouse whisper, although not that there were any mice on their ship. As they descended towards the ground, they could see the big “Pig Island” sign that overlooked Bridgeali. As they hit the ground, it was a relatively soft landing. But then Peter remembered that in order to gain power over the Black Empire, they had to gain an artifact from the ten great cities of the world. They knew that Sam had an artifact from Loonded,.the Great scroll. They could get an artifact from Bridgeali, the city of creativity. They walked into Bridgeali, ready for an adventure.
As Sam wandered through the city of Bridgeali, he really wanted an artifact from the Library of War, located, to the south of Bridgeali, . On the other side of Pig Island. Sam had to settle for going to the Great Library of Inventions, filled with every invention. As Sam walked into the library, he slipped to the left. Suddenly, a door opened and Sam fell into the Passageway. He then saw one book. He started to read it. It was, unfortunately, only twenty pages long. He read. The book’s title was: ‘The inventions of Catan’ He read about the people of this strange land called ‘Catan’ They invented the Insta-phone, the floating barge, and the Nuclear Ship. On the last page, he read ‘Catan is, unfortunately, under Black Empire control, and they have enslaved free Catanians and made them slaves. This story will be continued when someone changes the future of Catan and its people. Sam then realized that his Insta-phone was ringing. Maddux told him ‘Were on the other side of the city and were also searching for an artifact and we are thinking of going to another great city, Harmonia, the city of music. What have you got?” “Well, I have some news: there once was a great nation called Catan, and I have a book for an artifact.”
November 26, XX56
Back in Bridgeali…
As the group walked along the streets of Bridgeali, the Sun was shining beautifully. Then, unexpectedly, dark cloud gathered over Bridgeali! A boy wearing a diaper shouted “The Black Empire wins! NAH NA NA NA NA NA!”
Chapter VIII
November 28, XX56
Bridgeali,Pig Island,Capitulan Republic
“You will pay for belonging to the Capitulan Republic!” Diaper boy shouted. “Time for a little LASER CANNON FIRING!!” Laser cannons started firing at them and the people off Bridgeali. “And take special notice if you find the BIG BANG BONGOS, especially the ANNOYING DUDE TIM! I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH HIM FROM 2 YEARS AGO!!” Diaper boy screamed. “Guys, let’s go to the art museum on the East Side, overlooking the waterfront.” Maddux told the group. “Ooh, I know that place! It has a whole bunch of cool paintings and like the best gift shop ever!” Lydia exclaimed. As the laser cannons fired, someone pressed a button. “Hurry Big Bang Bongos, you have to get to that museum.” A person said. “Tim, thanks for backing us and getting us to the museum.” Blake said. “And Danny will get you back.” Tim responded. “Bless you. Bless you.” Maddux told Tim. “It’s nothing really. He kinda sorta wants us too. Now go.” Tim pressed the button again, and then they were at the museum. As they walked into the art museum, they saw every single painting. When they walked into the gift shop, the saw a miniature painting of all ten great cities together. “Now THAT is creative.” Elizabeth said. They brought it up to the register, along with ten yu to purchase it. They walked out with their painting, and Danny sent them back to their rocket. They then went in and blasted off. They called Sam and said “We’re going to Harmonia!”
Sam had to get to Edan in order to sail to Harmonia. The others were already going there. Harmonia, the city of music. Sam had to walk through the soggy marshes. He then saw the outside of a village. He walked into it. He then saw a Hover-Train station. He Boarded the Hover-train.
Chapter IX
Nov 29, XX56
Sam was riding the Hover-train for a chance to study. He could have flown, but then he couldn’t read the scrolls. he’d bought some more scrolls in Bridgeali. Sam was getting to be the history nerd. Unfortunately, his mind kept drifting to the short Book of Catan. after a bit, Sam went to the sleep cabin to get some shut-eye. He was just outside Edan...
Somewhere near Harmonia…
“Lydia, why is this rocket slowing down?” Maddux asked Lydia. “We’re afraid that if we go to fast the Harmonia Defense System will shoot us down.” Lydia responded. Maddux could see the tips of basses now that they were really close to the city. He then could see the whole city, the String Apartments, Oboe Gate Bridge, Piano homes, Percussion Street, Windtown, and his favorite, Horn Hall. Their ship landed and they were going towards the Horn Hall.
Edan, Turntuck Island, Capitulan Republic
As Sam opened the doors off the Hover-Train, he was right outside the Library of War. As he opened the doors, the Book of Catan seemed to be glowing. It was attracted to one book. Sam opened that book. Its title was ‘The Great War for Catan’ Sam opened the book. He read about a war between the Black Empire and the Catan States. The Black Empire had won, and now Catan was in darkness. He got that book and left, and got a ship token, and was sailing towards Harmonia.
Chapter X
December 1, XX56
Harmonia, Tini Island, Capitulan Republic
Everyone in the Big Bang Bongos who was in Harmonia was getting restless. They needed Sam before they could sail to Rajah, the next great city on the great city list,then to Mathemadder,the capital of Numericks. But then, Danny and Tim appeared in front of them. “Guys, we have bad news from Bridgeali.” Danny announced. “What is it Danny?” Peter asked Danny. “Well, the Black Empire mounted another ‘Laser Show’. They blasted Bridgeali hard, trying to eradicate the people. Then they showered the city in dust. Nearby in Speta, oh I forgot.” Danny told them. “Well I remember,” Tim told them, “I saw Speta getting showered with gas. Poison gas. It killed 1,000 people in Speta.” “Well, this doesn’t sound good, but at least the attacks are over.” Maddux told Danny and Tim. Danny and Tim nodded. “Well, you’re waiting for us now, so, what kind of soda do you want?” Maddux asked them.
Somewhere in the Edan Strait…
Sam was going down to his sleeping quarters. It had been a hard day for him. As the Golden Victory sailed towards Harmonia, Sam had to swim back to the ship. He drifted off to sleep…
3 hours later…
Sam was awakened by a jolt. The Captain was shouting “We’ve been hit by a Black Empire sub! All passengers and crew: Abandon Ship!” The alarms were sounding all over the ship. Sam almost forgot about his flight crystal. he flew up and headed towards Harmonia…
Chapter XI
Dec 2, XX56
Sam had made it to harmonia. when he landed, a little girl, about 9 years old and looked like she could be his sister, came up. “It’s my BIRTHDAY!” she enthusiastically said.”my name’s Awa” “ok little girl! go off to your parents!” said Sam “ok!” “heh, i kinda liked that girl, so sweet” sighed Sam “well, I’ve got some other things to do here!” he went to the ship dock. “hey guys!” he said. Peter replied “you go off on too many side adventures man, stay with us more” “ook then….” Sam trailed off. “how do you trail off like that in the air?” “no idea” “let’s go.. TO RAJAH!” “YEAH!!!!” replied everybody.
Dec 3, XX56
The Big Bang Bongos had been on the ship for about a day. Sam and Elizabeth were playing the holo-trading card game of Da Vinci’s Dragon. they were both VERY good. “I summon a Dark lord skeleton!” Said Sam. He put down the card and it appeared on the game board to battle. “ I move fire dragon 5 spaces forward and attack, dealing 50 damage!” commanded Elizabeth.”I counter with Fire shield!” practically yelled Sam. “They’re very into the game” commented peter to Maddux “yes, yes they are.".
suddenly the ship went down! “It’s the Striba Generator and the Triga Nosecone!” “aren’t those the pieces dropped by Diaper boy?
“Eplaceray hipsay artspay! yelled Peter.. the parts were immediately fixed “you’re getting good” said Maddux “i know right? watch this akemay adduxmay aysay ihay!” “hi” instinctively said Maddux. “how did you do that?” “I can’t tell you, heh heh” As they were flying, the evil Diaper Boy started sticking his tongue out at them. He then took off the rocket’s engine. “Sayonara, instruments of the Big Bang!” Diaper Boy shouted. The Big Bang Bongos were going down over the ocean! As they got closer to the ground, Peter noticed that they were going down towards a desert island. The rocket crashed onto the island. “What will we do next?” Sam asked.
Chapter XII
Desert Island, Somewhere Between Tini and Berry Islands
December 10, XX56
As the group set up camp for the night, Sam knew something was wrong. There was a soft ringing he could hear in his ear. He didn’t know what it was, but right now. he was glad the group was here with him. Sam thought to himself, Sam reached into his pocket, and pulled out his insta-phone, which was making the ringing. Sam shut it off. “hey! peter, can you do that thing again?” “it costs as much of my energy to use magic as the actual thing” replied peter. “Dang it” said Sam. “I actually might want to call on my Insta-phone, but who should I?” Matthew the dragon suddenly piped up, “here, call the Ko Empire palace, then put me on” “ok,” said Sam “hmm, let’s see, on the T-screen, it was 1-800-KOEMPIRE, so, 1-800-5636-7473, dial” “hello? this is the king’s advisor! we don’t have time for this you-” “hello? said Matthew” “MATTHEW!?!?” screamed the advisor in shock “to king Isaac immediately!” “hello? Matthew? is that you? how did you get to a... remote island between the Tini and Berry Islands?” “long story. i’ll tell you when we get back, so, will you rescue us?” “of course! replied king Isaac “Get back here soon! “we’ll be waiting!” said Matthew. “good news guys!” Announced Sam. “what? said everybody else, excited. “WE’RE GETTING RESCUED!” “HOORAY!
Chapter XIII
Dec 12, XX56
The south of the Desert Isle they are stranded on…
Maddux and Lydia were gathering materials for a portal.. Elizabeth walked up to them and said “Here is the Striba generator you guys asked for.” Maddux and Lydia were very happy that the generator was found and they put it on. “C’mon everyone, we’re going to Rajah.” Maddux told them. He walked through. Lydia and Peter came through the portal. Elizabeth shouted “hooray” and walked into the portal. Blake entered the portal. Tim pranced through it. Matthew exclaimed, “Danny, you gotta get through!”. Danny reached his hand through the portal but it wasn’t enough. Matthew raced up through the swirling mist of time and Space. “Sam and Danny didn’t make it through the portal.” Danny told him. Maddux’s facial expression changed. “Oh dear.” He responded, and then he crashed up against a tiger. “ROAR!” The tiger said. “I am RAJAH, amazing tiger, and builder of Harmonia!”
Sam and Danny were waiting for something to save them. Sam felt locked up inside the camp. “You know danny, I found someone who can save us.” Sam told Danny. “King Isaac, he’s going to save us and get us off this wreck.” Great! I can’t wait!”
Rajah, Capitulan Republic
“WHO ARE YOU??” Rajah told the group. “W-W-We-We Are- The-the-BIG BANG BONGS!” Everybody in the Big Bang Bongos on Rajah responded to Rajah in unison. “Then you are welcome to stay at my palace. But beware, the palace has always had a reputation for eating guests you know”. Lydia gulped.
Meanwhile, on the island.
Sam and Danny stepped onto King Isaac’s ship. “She’s called the Windmaker. Welcome aboard.”
Chapter XIV
Rajah, Capitulan Republic
“Now each of you will have to solve a puzzle to survive and move to the Fantasy Forest.” Rajah said. “Wait-Fantasy Forest!” Peter exclaimed. “Yes that is where I will send you, but anyways, the first one to solve a puzzle is Blake.” Rajah told them. “Blake, I will show you this board. Only one picture is safe, and if you step on the wrong one, you fall into a pit of snakes. Here is your hint, Blake: all of the things except for the safe one have something in common.” Blake looked at the pictures. “Oh, I almost forgot, NO HELPING THE PERSON IN THE PUZZLE.” That was sad news for Maddux, as he knew the answer: all the animals except for the safe one were herbivores, animals that ate plant matter. The good one was the predator. Fortunately, Maddux had told Blake the solution to the problem, and he stepped on the correct one, the eagle. Rajah said, “Good job, my friends.I know everyone except Maddux is good to go. You may cross.” Everyone except Maddux crossed. “Maddux, I have a special puzzle for you. You are the person who opens the portal. Maddux, tell me: I am showing you three light bulbs, with these switches in another room. You have to number the lightbulbs one, two and three. You may only look at the lightbulbs ONCE. Now go!” Maddux knew the solution to the puzzle. He turned on two lightbulbs. HE waited one minute. He then turned switch one off and walked into the other room. He felt one of the lightbulbs that was off to see if it was warm. It was. This one was switch one. He put card one on that light bulb. He looked at the one that was on, and labeled that one number two. The one that was off (but not warm) was number three. The one that was warm (and off) was number one. “Correct!” Rajah said. Continue to the Fantasy Forest:Mystic Shores. Everyone swirled around, and they arrived in an abstract city. “We’re here!” Said Rajah.
Chapter XV
Mystic Shores, Fantasy Forest
This city looked awesome to all the Big Bang Bongos in it. This city represented the unity of all the nations except the Black empire. “Guys, let’s go to a museum!” maddux shouted. Outside the museum, they saw a billboard in the city. the billboard showed a map of the Black Empire.
The Black Empire was expanding into all the nations southeast of it including Punc. Then the Black Empire spread to Great Aji. Then, it conquered the whole Main Island with taking over capitulan. Then the Black Empire conquered the Capitulan islands, that is, Tini Island, Pig Island, and Berry Island. Then they took over Ko and Numericks, peaceful natoins away from the ring. “It looks like they are poised to strike at-” Lydia was cut off by screams of “It’s a Black Empire attack!” My point exactly.” Lydia said. Fantasy Forest was under Black Empire control in very mere minutes. “Teleport to Deltora! We will be safe there!” maddux shouted. Rithmere, Deltora
. Black Empire planes flew overhead. “Boy, what next?” maddux told them. The Interactive map showed them they had also now invaded the Shadowlands, Pirra, the Enchanted isles, and were near the Strawberry Archipelago. the map then showed they were in the Archipelago. It fell very quickly.
“This is INVASION” sam said. “yup, the world is dying off slowly.”
Chapter XVI
January 2, XX57
Around Del, Deltora, Black Empire
“Guys, we’ve been hiding around Del for ages now. It’s time to go destroy that Techno Bomb, and NOW!” Blake shouted. “Guys, I have a better idea. Someone could go back in time and find out the history of the Black Empire, and destroy them!”
Elizabeth shouted. “But how will we do that?” Maddux asked. “With this!” Elizabeth shouted. She pulled out a potion from her pocket. “I’ve been saving this just for a time like this.”
“Hey! you’ve been holding out on me!” said Sam. “Who will go back in time?” Maddux asked. Everyone but Sam shook their heads no. “It looks like soda so it’s a decent potion,they did it right. and i’m in a paradox causing mood!”. “Then it is settled: Sam will go back in time.”. “Sam, drink.” Peter said. Sam drank it. He started to glow. “This potion is making me glow?” He then vanished. Sam thought that the potion was a random one. uh oh. Sam thought. He was then in an ancient city. Ancient Shadow City. It looked cool. Shouts of “Welcome to Tarkoom!” filled the air. Then a shady-looking character appeared. “Torona, it is time to invade this area. Capitulan and Great Aji have held out on this space to long!” “And the recent creation of that wily nation Punc has stolen out on our land on the East Coast.” “Time to rise, Torona. Soon, you will be known as Emperor Voldemort!” No! Sam thought to himself. “Voldemort, you have to be careful not to reveal your weakness. No one dares enter your palace, though.” Sam felt a pang in his stomach. He was traveling in time. This time looked like the time they took over Capitulan. A bishop walked out of the door. “This recent conquest of Capitulan has been great, along with the added bonuses of Tini, Berry, and Pig Islands. PLUS Great Aji and Fantasy Forest. AND were invading Punc!” the Bishop said. This is the peak of the Black Empire. Sam thought. What made it fall? he asked himself. Sam then returned to the present. “the Black Empire has a weakness!”
Chapter XVIII
The Big Bang Bongos were pondering what the weakness of Lord Voldemort when they saw a shop named “Your Face - Predicting the Future” “I’m in a mood to go in” inside, the Old Lady asked for payment. when given the woman chanted, but it was stopped by a sudden shudder, she said “Ightea foa heta inestfa hallsa oppleta heta arkda, utba nia heta ndea, ailfa ota itha heirta arkma,thoseta hosewa eartsha reaa arkenedda ndaa tainedsa, hallsa rackca ndaa hattersa ikela aa lassga anepa…” she then shruddered and died on the spot “what did she say?” “Umm… that was ancient ignatius” “hmm… Eight of the finest shall topple the dark,
but in the end, fail to hit their mark,
those whose hearts are darkened and stained, shall crack and shatter like a glass pane...
“that’s pretty scary”
“yup”
“uh-huh”
“I don’t think it’s done yet”
“probably”
Chapter XIX
Jan 27, XX57
The army was at the citadel fighting for the freedom of the land. all the rebels in the world had eventually arrived, and The Big Bang Bongos found themselves at the head of an army of 50,000. Unfortunately this army was dwarfed by the dark beastmen army of 15,000,000. they still fought, and somehow, due to the unexplainable “heroes always beat the odds” thing, they took them down. it also helped that the beastmen were incapable of using magyk. Eventually, they got to the inner keep. The Big Bang Bongos then stormed the throne room then they froze. literally. The Shadow Lord had cast a freezing spell over the world.
Uh Oh.
Sep 23, XX57
The Big Bang Bongos stormed The Shadow Lord, surrounding him. Sam yelled, “It’s over for you!!!” “no it’s not, mwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE DATE, PUNY MORTALS! MY TECHNO BOMB WILL DETONATE, AND THIS WORLD WILL BE KNOWN AS THE SHADOWLANDS, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “no” Sam said. NO.
Chapter XX
Sep 23, XX57
The Big Bang Bongos were shocked still. “RETREAT!!!!!!!!” Yelled Peter, breaking the silence. Some couple hours later the were at a remarkably rocky cliffside sea, and a giant portal was open, maintained by Peter. “EVERYBODY GO THROUGH! NOW!!!!!!!!” more races had joined the Nuians: The Elves, The Cait Sith, and the Aranha. the last of the people went through. “GO!!!” yelled Peter to The Big Bang Bongos.
as the rest went through, Elizabeth looked back and saw the cliff peter was on fall, Peter looked like he was falling in slow-mo, and he was consumed by the sea. Turning back with a tear on her face, Elizabeth went through the closing portal, her last sight being the destruction of this world.
End of vol 1
Credits:
Maddux Lunde - writer
Sam Amarreh - writer